{"id":20,"date":"2007-07-12T04:50:55","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T04:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2009-08-18T19:32:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T19:32:41","slug":"adventures-in-microsoft-customer-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/12\/adventures-in-microsoft-customer-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Microsoft Customer Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So it&#8217;s been far too long since my previous post, but keeping up with the anti-Microsoft sentiment in my previous cautionary tale, here&#8217;s an addendum to the way things turned out with my Vista installation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">All the horror and angst of those experiences were riding high when I was going through trying to install a new PC game on my Vista machine.<span> <\/span><em>Battlefield 2142<\/em> is a high-end first-person-shooter.  For Windows XP.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I installed the game.<span> <\/span>It ran for about five hours. Then I shut the computer down, went away for a while, and tried to play again when I came back.<span> <\/span>No go.<span> <\/span>I spent the next three days troubleshooting, sinking ridiculous amounts of time, trying to get this game to run again.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I contacted Electronic Arts, the game manufacturer.<span> <\/span>They gave me a few troubleshooting steps, honestly trying to help.<span> <\/span>Still no go.<span> <\/span>Finally, after a week of back and forth emails, they said, &#8220;Uh, go to Microsoft.  This game is for XP.&#8221;\u009d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So I went to Microsoft.<span> <\/span>When I purchased this machine, which you may remember from my last post is one I built myself from a box of parts, I ordered an OEM version of Vista, because that&#8217;s what was offered.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">First mistake.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Here&#8217;s why.<span> <\/span>If you use an OEM version (Original Equipment Manufacturer, i.e. NOT retail version) of Windows Vista &#8212; now, make sure you read this carefully &#8212; YOU <strong>DO NOT<\/strong> RECEIVE ANY TECHNICAL SUPPORT FROM MICROSOFT.<span> <\/span>If you need any kind of technical support, every instance that you contact their technical support department, you must pay $59.<span> <\/span>That&#8217;s right.<span> <\/span>Did you get that?<span> <\/span>Tech support = $59\/pop.<span> <\/span>Of course they make it clear that you should contact your PC manufacturer (ie Dell or HP) for any Vista issues.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">How&#8217;s that for passing the buck?<span> &#8220;<\/span>Here, you guys find all the bugs in our crappy software for us, then report back.&#8221;\u009d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">What does that mean if you built your own PC, like moi, for instance?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">This means that Microsoft expects everyone to buy their PC from HP or DELL.<span> <\/span>They expect the USER or some other third party to find the bugs in their crappy software.<span> <\/span>And the kicker is, YOU HAVE TO PAY TO HELP THEM FIX THE BUGS.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I must admit, that is absolutely brilliant.<span> <\/span>Microsoft has the users of their crappy software PAY THEM to find the bugs in their crappy software.<span> <\/span>That absolutely staggers the imagination, and whoever thought of it should probably be promoted to Vice-President in Charge of Consumer Pillaging.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So, here&#8217;s what happened when I broke down and finally decided to go through with it. <span> <\/span>(From this, you can discern just how badly I wanted to play BF2142.<span> <\/span>The Microsoft tech support cost more than the game itself.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I contacted their tech support department, paid the $59, and was given a very polite and helpful Indian man to step through the troubleshooting process.<span> <\/span>To be fair, the tech support guy was pretty decent to work with.<span> <\/span>I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;s about ten times smarter than everyone above him in the chain of command.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Over the course of about four hours, we went through the same series of steps about three times, without success at getting the game to run.<span> <\/span>We were mystified.<span> <\/span>And we were just as mystified, when suddenly, inexplicably, the game started to work.<span> <\/span>I am 100% certain that the tech had no clue why. But it started working, and it&#8217;s still working.<span> <\/span>So I thanked him, and he sent me over to his manager for a customer service review.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I told the manager that the tech had done a fine job in fixing my problem, but I made it abundantly, politely, unequivocally, crystal clear just how angry I was about having to pay <strong><em>them<\/em><\/strong> to fix <strong><em>their problems<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And guess what?<span> <\/span>The guy gave me my money back for the tech support.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So rather than stomp off in huff, I thanked him and went about my merry way.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">In the two months since then, I haven&#8217;t had any problems with Vista, to my knowledge.<span> <\/span>But then I haven&#8217;t bought any new games or hardware, or done any major software installations either.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So don&#8217;t buy Vista.<span> <\/span>Wait until it comes on your new PC and you have no choice.<span> <\/span>And if you build your own, be prepared for the worst.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Ftravisheermann.com%2Fblog%2F2007%2F07%2F12%2Fadventures-in-microsoft-customer-service%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s been far too long since my previous post, but keeping up with the anti-Microsoft sentiment in my previous cautionary tale, here&#8217;s an addendum to the way things turned out with my Vista installation. All the horror and angst of those experiences were riding high when I was going through trying to install a new PC game on my Vista machine. Battlefield 2142 is a high-end first-person-shooter. For Windows XP. I installed the game. It ran for about five hours. Then I shut the computer down, went away for a while, and tried to play again when I came<span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/12\/adventures-in-microsoft-customer-service\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Adventures in Microsoft Customer Service<\/span><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-general"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-11 21:35:38","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travisheermann.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}